There's Nothing Uglier Than A Vampire Singing "Feelings"
If I hadn't seen it for myself, I'd swear it couldn't be true: my brother, Christian, living in a trailer park and working at a karaoke bar. We're talking about the snob who'd probably sniff the plasma packets and send 'em back in a huff if the blood type wasn't the right vintage. But after centuries of living in the undead fastlane, he's made up his mind that this is exactly where...

"Dangerously Funny" presents a rollicking history of the rise and fall of the wildly influential '60s TV show, its perennial problems with the network censors, and its lasting influence on the cultural landscape.

Once, after a bountiful pumpkin harvest, as four brothers dispose of unneeded seeds, the seeds suddenly go flying with the wind and cover the town below, but the brothers think nothing more about it.

Still healing from events of the past year, Marjorie Steel has put her plans to study culinary arts on hold to help her best friend deal with a difficult pregnancy and two recently adopted troubled boys. The fact that Bryce Simpson spends a lot of time at the Steel Ranch is a benefit, and she's ready to see if her attraction to him might be something more. Bryce works hard on the ranch, still torturing himself over his late father's horrific double...

Life with his little brother, Fudge, makes Peter Hatcher feel like a fourth grade nothing. Whether Fudge is throwing a temper tantrum in a shoe store, smearing mashed potatoes on the walls at Hamburger Heaven, or trying to fly, he's never far from trouble. He's an almost three-year-old terror who gets away with everything, and Peter's had it up to here! When Fudge walks off with Dribble, Peter's pet turtle, it's the last straw. Peter has put up with...

Hard Luck, Alaska. Location: north of the Arctic Circle. Population: 150 (mostly men!) But the three O'Halloran brothers, who run a bush-plane charter service called Midnight Sons, are heading a campaign to bring women to town. Sawyer O'Halloran, the middle brother, isn't entirely in favor of this scheme. But he considers himself immune to any woman -- even the lovely Abbey Sutherland. She's arriving in Alaska within days. However, there's a complication...

Karen's brother is very upset. Someone in his preschool tattled on him. Karen teases Andrew about it. So Andrew starts tattling, too - on Karen. But Andrew's tattling goes too far. And now Karen is in big trouble.

"From the author of USA Today-bestseller The Hating Game comes a poignant and witty romantic comedy about a twin battling her brother over their crumbling inheritance -- and his sexy best friend who is determined to knock down her walls"--

The O'Halloran brothers, who run a bush plane service, are heading a campaign to bring women to Hard Luck, Alaska, population 150. But, like his brothers, Charles O'Halloran distrusts marriage in general. He also distrusts anyone related to Catherine Harmon Fletcher, the woman who destroyed his parents' marriage. Lanni Caldwell is the only woman Charles has ever fallen for, the only one who might convince him to take the marriage risk. But there's...

From the bestselling author of the generation-defining series The Baby-sitters Club comes a series for a new generation! BOYSA is for AwfulB is for Barf-breathC is for CrazyKaren has three older brothers, and sometimes they are a pain. They won't take Karen to the movies. And they don't let her play football with them. Karen is so mad she even decides not to talk to any boy--not her daddy or even the boy pets in her family. And maybe then Karen's...